Thursday, January 22, 2009
Will the Never-ending Story Ever End?
Good question. But not any time soon. At least as long as I am sorta working...Sorta only because I write stories during recess and Bill Nye movies. Mountain Cooler is better then Splash Cooler, but Pacific Cooler is best. I want a lunchable for lunch. What a concept. This is not another installment of productive days, because I haven't had one in awhile. My arms are sore from waving them around like an idiot. I want to take my cat to school. I dont think he would like it. But I love him. I also love sleeping in and not inversions. I went to La Frontera. I have a friend. Actually I have lots of friends, but I am terrible at keeping in contact. Maybe...Or maybe I just dont want to be a friend. OH well. The End
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
My Productive Day (Part Three of a series)
Now that the camp was fully staffed, Fido and Sprinkles returned to normal. But there was a stupid head who wanted to cause problems. You see, he was jealous that Beets was so quickly able to make friends with the coolest bunch of kids at camp. (Those kids were Pickles, Fido, Sprinkles, and sometimes Earmuffs.) Stupid Head couldn't control his jealousy because all he ever wanted was to be friends with the cool kids.
Stupid head tried hard to be accepted. he thought the best way would be to woo Fido and Sprinkles so he be became an annoying flirt face, who walked around half naked...This scared Fido and Sprinkles, causing them to avoid Stupid Head even more. So Stupid Head grew angry. The harder he tried to woo Fido and Sprinkles, the more creepy he became. Fido and Sprinkles were terrified so they hid behind Pickles, Earmuffs, and Beets for protection.
Stupid Head could never get those girls alone, so he began to develop a plan. He wanted to make Fido fall in love with him. So first he bought a butterfly net, a mosquito headnet, a goldfish, some batteries, and a princess calender. He waited for the perfect moment to initiate his plan. He decided the prime opportunity would be during Environmental Science (Fido's "favorite" merit badge).
When E Sci arrived Stupid Head paged Fido on her walkie talkie and told her she was needed in the wilderness cabin. So Fido trudged up the hill to the cabin, thinking she was going to get in trouble for nothing. She opened the door surprised by how clean the cabin was. Stupid Head stood up and told Fido he was glad she could come. He handed her the Princess calender and told her he purchased it especially for her. Fido thought that was nice. Then Stupid Head suggested that they go butterfly hunting. So he gave Fido a headnet and told her to watch out for gnats. Then they grabbed the butterfly net and set off to catch some butterflies.
Fido and Stupid head caught tons of butterflies. It began to wear them out. So they went back to the cabin. When they arrived, someone had taken all of Stupid Head's batteries and turned them into romantically lit candles. And there was a goldfish sitting in a bowl on the table. Fido was very confused, so she turned to ask stupid head what he was doing. Just as she turned, Stupid Head grabbed Fido and started to move in for a kiss. Fido panicked. She didn't want rabies. But she realized there was no way out of this kiss. Just then Apples came out of the closet Narnia style. This startled Stupid Head, sending him into a fit of rag.
Fido was stunned. She didn't know how she would leave. All of a sudden there came a voice from upstairs. "What's going on down there?" Fido recognized the voice to be Earmuffs. She realized he was probably upstairs napping because that's what Earmuffs did. Apples pranced out the door, but Stupid Head stared at the ceiling as though God himself was coming down to visit. Earmuffs started coming down the stairs in his uni-bomber uniform. Stupid Head came to his senses, and tried to run away. But the door was jammed and wouldn't open. Earmuffs demanded that Stupid Head leave Fido alone, she didn't want anything to do with him. Just then Leatherwork came in. She needed to get some climbing equipment. Stupid Head ran away terrified of what was going to happen. Fido, Earmuffs, and Leatherwork all went their separate ways.
Fido went to the kitchen to visit Cosmic. She told Cosmic what had happened. Cosmic wondered how to fix things. Sprinkles ran in. Earmuffs had just told her what happened. She was angry and wanted to shoot Stupid Head in the foot. Pickles came in, he said that Stupid Head crossed the line. Sprinkles pointed out that Apples did come out of the closet, and wondered if it was for real. Just then Aladdin showed up and swept Fido off her feet, causing the story to end.
Stupid head tried hard to be accepted. he thought the best way would be to woo Fido and Sprinkles so he be became an annoying flirt face, who walked around half naked...This scared Fido and Sprinkles, causing them to avoid Stupid Head even more. So Stupid Head grew angry. The harder he tried to woo Fido and Sprinkles, the more creepy he became. Fido and Sprinkles were terrified so they hid behind Pickles, Earmuffs, and Beets for protection.
Stupid Head could never get those girls alone, so he began to develop a plan. He wanted to make Fido fall in love with him. So first he bought a butterfly net, a mosquito headnet, a goldfish, some batteries, and a princess calender. He waited for the perfect moment to initiate his plan. He decided the prime opportunity would be during Environmental Science (Fido's "favorite" merit badge).
When E Sci arrived Stupid Head paged Fido on her walkie talkie and told her she was needed in the wilderness cabin. So Fido trudged up the hill to the cabin, thinking she was going to get in trouble for nothing. She opened the door surprised by how clean the cabin was. Stupid Head stood up and told Fido he was glad she could come. He handed her the Princess calender and told her he purchased it especially for her. Fido thought that was nice. Then Stupid Head suggested that they go butterfly hunting. So he gave Fido a headnet and told her to watch out for gnats. Then they grabbed the butterfly net and set off to catch some butterflies.
Fido and Stupid head caught tons of butterflies. It began to wear them out. So they went back to the cabin. When they arrived, someone had taken all of Stupid Head's batteries and turned them into romantically lit candles. And there was a goldfish sitting in a bowl on the table. Fido was very confused, so she turned to ask stupid head what he was doing. Just as she turned, Stupid Head grabbed Fido and started to move in for a kiss. Fido panicked. She didn't want rabies. But she realized there was no way out of this kiss. Just then Apples came out of the closet Narnia style. This startled Stupid Head, sending him into a fit of rag.
Fido was stunned. She didn't know how she would leave. All of a sudden there came a voice from upstairs. "What's going on down there?" Fido recognized the voice to be Earmuffs. She realized he was probably upstairs napping because that's what Earmuffs did. Apples pranced out the door, but Stupid Head stared at the ceiling as though God himself was coming down to visit. Earmuffs started coming down the stairs in his uni-bomber uniform. Stupid Head came to his senses, and tried to run away. But the door was jammed and wouldn't open. Earmuffs demanded that Stupid Head leave Fido alone, she didn't want anything to do with him. Just then Leatherwork came in. She needed to get some climbing equipment. Stupid Head ran away terrified of what was going to happen. Fido, Earmuffs, and Leatherwork all went their separate ways.
Fido went to the kitchen to visit Cosmic. She told Cosmic what had happened. Cosmic wondered how to fix things. Sprinkles ran in. Earmuffs had just told her what happened. She was angry and wanted to shoot Stupid Head in the foot. Pickles came in, he said that Stupid Head crossed the line. Sprinkles pointed out that Apples did come out of the closet, and wondered if it was for real. Just then Aladdin showed up and swept Fido off her feet, causing the story to end.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
My Productive Afternoon (Part Two of a Series of Productive Afternoons)
After Susie had walked the long journey home, Fido decided that there was an open position that needed to be filled immediately.So Fido sent her trusty friend Sprinkles to the parking lot. She gave Sprinkles a sign that said "Help Wanted," a can of bear mace, a shotgun with an attached bull horn, and a package of peanut butter m&m's.
Just as Sprinkles got to the highway, a truck full of earmuffs pulled up to inquire about the help that was needed. When Sprinkles learned that theirs names were all Earmuffs, she immediately determined them unsuitable for the job, because Earmuffs over-populated the world and they were often referred to as white trash, which was something that didn't need to be represented at camp. Earmuffs were also rude and annoying. Which showed when they refused to leave. So Sprinkles pulled out her shotgun and told them to hurry on their way. Sprinkles fired a shot into the air and scared them off.
Sprinkles sat holding her sign for several days and nights, until another car pulled up. This time a bear holding a man hostage wanted to talk to Sprinkles. The bear demanded that Sprinkles to turn over her peanut butter m&m's. But peanut butter m&m's are valuable. So she refused to met the bears demands. She distracted the bear momentarily by sounding off the bull horn (Which meant for camp to contact the forest service,) and then sprayed him in the face with some handy dandy bear mace. He passed out because of the pain. Sprinkles and the hostage ( who she later discovered was named Beets) moved the bear into the trunk of the car while they waited for forest service to arrive. Sprinkles and Beets sat on a rock waiting for the forest service. They shared the bag of m&m's. They talked about Beets' desire to fill the open camp job. Once the forest service came, Beets and Sprinkles decided to go talk to Fido about the job. Fido decided that Beets was a great hire, but she still wanted to get a second person.
Fido needed to recruit, but it was inventory day for Sprinkles, so she couldn't go to the highway. So Fido decided to go by herself, but Sprinkles wanted her to be prepared. So she sent Fido to the highway with the "Help Wanted" sign, some stale Swedish fish, a billy club, deer urine, and a fishing lure.
When Fido got to the parking lot, she decided that recruiting by the highway was the most ridiculous way to recruit. So Fido hiked back up to camp and ended part two of My Productive Day.
Just as Sprinkles got to the highway, a truck full of earmuffs pulled up to inquire about the help that was needed. When Sprinkles learned that theirs names were all Earmuffs, she immediately determined them unsuitable for the job, because Earmuffs over-populated the world and they were often referred to as white trash, which was something that didn't need to be represented at camp. Earmuffs were also rude and annoying. Which showed when they refused to leave. So Sprinkles pulled out her shotgun and told them to hurry on their way. Sprinkles fired a shot into the air and scared them off.
Sprinkles sat holding her sign for several days and nights, until another car pulled up. This time a bear holding a man hostage wanted to talk to Sprinkles. The bear demanded that Sprinkles to turn over her peanut butter m&m's. But peanut butter m&m's are valuable. So she refused to met the bears demands. She distracted the bear momentarily by sounding off the bull horn (Which meant for camp to contact the forest service,) and then sprayed him in the face with some handy dandy bear mace. He passed out because of the pain. Sprinkles and the hostage ( who she later discovered was named Beets) moved the bear into the trunk of the car while they waited for forest service to arrive. Sprinkles and Beets sat on a rock waiting for the forest service. They shared the bag of m&m's. They talked about Beets' desire to fill the open camp job. Once the forest service came, Beets and Sprinkles decided to go talk to Fido about the job. Fido decided that Beets was a great hire, but she still wanted to get a second person.
Fido needed to recruit, but it was inventory day for Sprinkles, so she couldn't go to the highway. So Fido decided to go by herself, but Sprinkles wanted her to be prepared. So she sent Fido to the highway with the "Help Wanted" sign, some stale Swedish fish, a billy club, deer urine, and a fishing lure.
When Fido got to the parking lot, she decided that recruiting by the highway was the most ridiculous way to recruit. So Fido hiked back up to camp and ended part two of My Productive Day.
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