Bless your soul? How does that work?

I leave on Monday. Normally this would not be a big deal. Unfortunatley for Katie, the road is in actuality a river. So hiking with my junk is the only option. I am literally celebrating Christmas next month. It is a winter wonderland (lame). There was a wedding. And my eyeballs burned. Stupid plants. And grass. And flowers. And pollen. Gay. Anyways. Jammin out is apparently the one thing they have in common. Or rather showing off...Sometimes it gets obnoxious. Oh well. Eila found her blankie. I can speak Finnish. I hate movies about Barbies. And care bears. I can sing Disney songs. With my singing chair. I still have to pack. I have to clean. I have to write some letters. I can make cards. I can send them too :) Some say this will make their cabasa hurt. Others say this is amusement. I say this is real life. And I do not want to share a cabin with everyone. And their belongings. And I am not going to have nearly enough time to count and organize. Thanks for over planning my life without my say. I really appreciate that. And that is exactly why I fully intend on skipping the majority of your time wasting activities. Well they are not time wasting, but rather not my priority. And then if my area is not together I blame you. The end on that story. Piano is funny. He is better than I expected. And she is amazing. But the middle is interesting. I don't think it holds his interest to well. He got 100 tickets and now he gets a game cube. Moving that to Saturday. Car pools really save on gas. Thats why we split it four possibly five ways. I hope its comfortable for them. I never drive to anywhere with anyone. To bad he couldn't find his own house. He got lost. And the other one had no idea how to get there so I had to drive all around Salt Lake. I hope my Buick Electra doesn't magically change into a Buick Park Avenue. IDIOT. I hate Jiffy Lube. There is nothing Jiffy about it. Which reminds me, I need to buy an air filter. Mine is disgusting. Bleh. Twenty minutes til bedtime. I hope it works....I like bananas, coconuts, and grapes....I do not like wolverines or five dollar knives. I despise those who enjoy the police. And disobedience to safety regulations. (That is code for all male homosapiens falling between the ages of 11-14.) I also despise songs written about sticky moose. I hate to break it to you, but moose do NOT DRINK JUICE! Even if their name just so happens to be Fred. And yet I am assigned to teach that class. And customer service. Two things that I feel very highly unqualified for. I will have to make up some notes in the mysterious blue staff notebook. I wonder what secrets it contains. Actually no I don't wonder. Caitlin already told me all about it. Okay. That is the End. There is no more.

More tales of the well I don't know what.....

Today. Its June. I am terrified for scout camp. Not because of bears or mountain lions, or even the "wolverines" How about a nice dose of snow? TO much snow. The road isn't even open. Next week there is a wedding. I am going. I get to hold flowers. Yippee. I am kinda excited. I really can't wait for work. Woot! Woot! Just not cold. I went to the movies at midnight, and I felt as if I were in a class from the crazy lady (the second crazy lady, not to be confused with the original) because of aliens. Aliens. Duh. And then I ruined the movie for a number of people whom of which I am convinced hate my guts. OH well. I like me. And thats all that matters. I went to Disneyland. It was amazing. Just like every time. Oh and the beaches I went to were fabulous. I saw dolphins and seals and jelly fish! And crabs, the spiders of the ocean. Oh and Logan order a PB&J for lunch. Then I came home and threw a super dooper shower for my soon to be sister-in-law. I am sure it was awkward for her, but I knew everyone there.....Lets see. My time is filled by coloring signs that will probably not even get used, because I will come up with a better "Disneyland" idea. I still need an employee so if you need a job....This is kinda making sense. What the heck is wrong with me? I will tell you what. Piano lessons. I love them. Teaching that is. I am gonna bribe some people. Thats kinda bad. I have to place my order on Amazon.com for the September 2 release! WOOT! WOOT! Now that will be exciting. No news on the 21 department so please don't pester me about it. THE END