My Productive Afternoon (A Day in Eighth Grade Science)

Once upon a time there was a summer camp. At the summer camp worked a girl named Susie. Susie's job was fairly simple and she had lots of good workers to help her do good at it. Needless to say Susie had lots of free time to sleep, brown nose, and sleep some more. She also spent a lot of time complaining about other staff members.

There was another girl who worked at the camp. Her name was Fido. Fido worked three jobs. She had very limited help from those who worked for her. She had to do almost everything herself. Naturally she had a very difficult time accomplishing all of the things she was assigned. This created a huge amount of tension between her and a few select people that she worked with.

One day, in the middle of the summer, Susie decided she wanted to take a day off of work. So naturally Susie's boss decided Fido needed to fill in. Fido was very reluctant to do so, but she did it anyways. She did a fantastic job. In fact she did so well, that her boss decided to move her there permanently. Then Susie was moved to Fido's old job. She had a very difficult time. She couldn't make anything work. Pretty soon she couldn't deal with the torture anymore. She decided to quit in the middle of the week.

Naturally, everyone that worked with Susie was very upset, so they decided to punish her. They took all of the belongings from Susie's tent and put them into every canoe and rowboat and sailboat they could find. They let the boats off the docks and by the time Susie figured out where her stuff was the boats were all in the middle of the lake. Just as Susie was ready to swim out to her belongings, a terrible storm came up. A huge bolt of lightning came across the sky. It struck right in the middle of the canoe that had all of Susie's non work clothes in it. Darn! How sad :(

Soon the storm cleared up and Susie was able to collect her remain items. This was not an easy task however. Susie was attacked by a swarm of salamanders, a collection of leeches, and a school of albino fish. Once Susie reached the shore she ran to her car, she had had enough and was ready to leave. However, the smell of fish was so strong that she attracted a family of bears. Luckily, she made it to her car before to much damage had been done. After a scratch to the face, she was able to escape.

Susie drove off in such a hurry, that she neglected to note the giant moose that was following her. Susie sped off out of the camp, and was angered when she got stuck behind a bus of senior citizens. The bus was driving so slow so Susie had to slam on the brakes. She was then rear ended by the moose, causing her to spin out of control. She hit the bus and it flew off a cliff and started a forest fire. Luckily, no one on the bus was hurt. Susie's car on the other hand, was broken.

Reluctantly, Susie climbed out of the car and decided to hike the twenty three miles to Kamas. When she got to the Provo River Falls, she realized that she was being followed by a parade of animals. She paused to notice that a chipmunk had been gnawing at her ankles. She ran to a kybo for protection. While running she tripped over a snake and fell into the unmentionable part of the potty. The momentum from her running caused the kybo to tip over and roll down the mountain and all the way into town.

When she got to town, she tried to use her cell phone but it was caked in poo, and it wouldn't work. So she went from house to house begging to use a phone so she could call home. When she finally found someone who would let her use her phone, no one would answer, so no one came to pick her up.
So Susie decided to hike the remaining 124 miles to home.

The End