The Evil Invention of Facebook Doom

I will pretend to be you and tell people we hate each other. What a fun game. It smells like turd. It sucks! I hate turd! I hate you. You beet dater. I am trying to be nice. Its stretching my heart. You lie well. I blackmail well. I feel like Michael. Stop talking...No one likes you. Stein air. Dummy is a nice word. Your mom bought your present from me to you. Ha. Read it on your own time. I cleaned dog poo...there was lots. I like Belle she is the shiz nit. Still smelling the poo. I won at uno. Eat that boy with the desire to have a set of dds. You shoulda been there. I went shopping. the end