Spoken out.....?

Surprise! Florida! How do you like them apples? Or do you prefer bananas? Oh snap look who got punked. PS I still do not like alligators or humidity. I am glad. You are amazing. We have a house. It is cute. But there is no door to the bedroom. Oh well lots of storage space. We both have rings. I have a dress. What now. Oh yeah. I feel happy. So happy. I left on an airplane and someone stole my flyer miles.....September is far away. Baseball loves us! When we attend a game. Yay beans. Cool cool beans. I am lucky. My keyboard sucks...once again. The end

In Plain English (Our Story)

To reduce the level of confusion, this story will be written with a minimum amount of inside jokes. Katie (that's me) met Jake Bangerter way clear back forever ago in October. Katie was spending the weekend with some of her friends at Utah State, and Jake just happened to drop by. Neither of them really thought anything about it. Jake added Katie as a facebook pal, and that was that.
A few months went by, and Katie and Jake had made zero effort to get to know each other. Then February rolled around. From the result of an inside joke that Katie does not really know, she broke up with Jake. Plus it was spring training and Katie and Jake had lots of baseball opinions to share. Pretty soon Katie and Jake were talking about more than just baseball. They were talking non stop. But the problem was Jake lived in Logan and Katie in Tooele. Well, one weekend Katie decided she was going to go up for a visit.
The first date. Aww. They did so many fun things, and Katie just knew she had fallen for this guy. So a few weeks and a few dates went by.
Katie had intentions of going on a mission, but was unsure if that was really what she was supposed to do. So Katie prayed and fasted about her situation, and the Lord told her that she was to marry Jake Bangerter. So Katie patiently waited for the topic to come up. Then it did. Katie and Jake decided they were going to get married but didn't know when or when they would even get engaged. Then it happened really quickly. Katie and Jake had a temple date before Katie had even met Jake's family or before things were really official.
Things really exploded at this point. Katie and Jake picked out a beautiful ring. Katie met Jake's family and loved them! Within the week Jake had the talk with Katie's dad and then he proposed.
The sweestest proposal Katie could ever imagine went something like this. Katie and Jake drove up to the reservoir in Tooele. They sat for a while and just talked. They exchanged letters that they had written to each other long long before they were even officially dating. Then they exchanged letters they had written earlier in the day. So so sappy. To make the night even more romantic Jake sang to Katie one of their songs (Lucky by Jason Mraz). AWW! How sweet is that. Then Jake got down on one knee and asked Katie if she would marry him. Naturally she said yes!!! Look out September 18th! You are gonna be one heck of a day!

Deer Poop Dear

Hehehe. Giraffes. Hehehe. Giraffes. The world is ending on July Fourth. Stupid sun. I should send them a story about horrible snoring and farting kills seventeen. Glad I don't have to deal with that anymore. I can't afford new crayons, but I really really need some. My new ones broke :( I killed my car battery. That has never happened before. At least it was worth it! Wink. Wink. Some songs should never be songs. Some people should never talk. Some people are very judgemental. Some movies should never be made. I need a new watch for camp. Because I hate mine, and I have for three years now. Yay a tent. YAY BOMB SHELTER!!! I shot five times. I have a good secret. Hahaha. I am evil. But in a good way. I broke five. Or five just wanted me to move to seven. But why not six? I don't understand this game. Tomorrow I will be everywhere. Uh. Tomorrow. The sun will come out tomorrow? Random thoughts. Random timing. Ah piano. I will miss you. Ha. Hehehe Giraffes. Hehehe. Giraffes

Nameless No Namer Names?

Hmm...Hmm...Hmm....Get the point? I get the point. It is a very good point to get, and I understand it very well. Yay me. I wish that it were June already. I think that I live my life wishing that it were six months later. Oh well. At least I am happy. And the bruise on my face went away. LOL. That was scary. Stupid doors. I just wanted a chicken sandwich. Apparently that is to much to ask for. I am 21 I swear it. I am. Frogs know CPR and I do not. There was a cootie in that car. Ha. Cooties. I love that day. Happiness. I love lots of things. I wrote a letter. I wrote a lot of letters actually. Off to the woods next week. Hope my hair can handle it. Man I am so vain. Oh well. There are worse things I suppose. I should really look into finding my watch and my alarm clock. Close your mouth Little Foot/Eragon. You are freaking me out. A lot. I missed you. I miss you. I am late. Sorry. Twenty five minutes later. Oops. Stupid wallet. Dah. Lame brain me. Oh well. Apples are free. Tee Hee. Thats what I get for being talented at work? Maybe. Maybe not.? Anyways. The end.

Killer Wolfman Terrifies U.S. Cities (true story...)

And so the confusion sets in. Actually I think I grow more confused every day. Oh well. Better get used to it I suppose. I tried to convince her it was four, she didn't buy it. Oh well....I found a new theme song...Yay crappy work music...Why would you say that? I know a lot of people with that name. Hmm... I love meetings. They are my favorite. I love them more than I love crayons. And that is a huge deal. I still play with Legos. So what? That's just part of me :) Happiness. It is spring. I like spring. I also like that you got in trouble for not doing your job. Hehehe. I did not. That is apparent in my schedule. Which is good. Haha. I am evil...But if I ever want less hours, I know what to do. The government must be hiding a lot of things. I wonder what other secrets they are hiding. I guess if I ever need to know I should read the SUN. What an informative magazine. My car is clean, and I didn't even clean it out. Magic. The things you can pay people to do...Yay. Tuna is not a pleasant smell. In any form. The End

WULPOP, Cabbage Patch, and Political Theory

I can go where I want. Ah the classic argument of a sixteen year old. It is April, someone might think of telling that to February so the flowers will be pretty. Oh joyous, more paperwork. Bleh. I am so awesome. I am getting the best prize on Saturday, and I CANNOT wait! That is why this week is dragging. Maybe one day I will be on time. Maybe. Doubt it. But maybe. I will try again tomorrow. Things could be worse though. Bleh. I supported Hannah Montana today, and I think its hilarious. Leave me alone, I know how I feel, so stop giving me the creeps you stupid creeper who was the worst possible person to deal with so early in the morning. Gross!!! Go find a nursing home or a senior citizen center to hit on old ladies. Not Katie!!! Is that to much to ask?!?! Stop emailing me. Seven in one day is a little drastic dont you think? I think so. I got my car cleaned without any effort. Totally made my day. So tired...Time to sleep. Good night world

Katie would like to point out that she "works two jobs and is incredibly busy" so please creepers just leave her be! She would also like to point out that all people are not creepers, so please all not creepers please don't stop being a not creeper. Also paper folks are fun. Also my crayons are stale. :( Very sad news. They kept well. Since September. That's good. I miss pony tails. Sad beans. I am moving to San Diego. Its happy there. But don't worry I am not going to pet the seals or take a trip to the ghetto...Tee Hee. I <3 some peeps. Not the kind with hair pieces. But the funny amusing kind. The kind that are in my club. I also heart legos, sleeping, crayons, and reading. I need to take a nap....But I won't. I told you I would win our bet and you didn't believe me! But at least I was successful, and I had great company to help me win :D. My phone doesn't smell like burnt wires. Or crackers. I went to church with Little Foot! I love him! I have eight little pals to love! They are the best. But not my own (thankfully) The cart baby isn't mine either....Good times. The end