Teddy Grams for Free

Long day. I guess hospitals have the natural ability to make people feel incredibly drained. I love my Nana. I always will love my Nana. I really admire her and so many of her wonderful qualities.
Other stories in Katie-ville. My car does not like the cold. That is why I am glad I have roadside assistance on my insurance to give my car a jump. Donating plasma is getting better. I am not so nauseous when I drink water. Christmas is/was super! Yup Jacob and I celebrated early because of traveling and such. So. Yessssss. The caps lock key fell off my computer today. I am sad. I cannot find it. My computer is sad too. Sigh. I really wish that I could fall asleep before three a.m. Apparently that is not possible, nor has it been for the last week. Happy December. The end. Love, Me

The bears are winning...

So. Fasfa. Amazingly helpful. Now I can go back to school. School....Mixed feelings, but I know it will be worth it. I am so annoyed with people that start construction work before seven am right next to my open window. Especially when I cannot fall asleep till late at night. Grr. I love the warm, and am sad to see it go. Rain makes me happy. Basketball was funny. I have a huge bruise on my knee. I recieved this bruise on Monday, and it is still huge and sore. I still need a job. I am looking forward to Thanksgiving. And Christmas. I am glad to know that Snuggie is the item of the year at Smith's for 2009. My life is now complete. Ha. So funny. A blanket with arms. Whats the score? Nothing, nothing. Who is winning? The Bears. I love it! So classic and amazing. Still. Ninja Turtles movies? Not so much....Oh well. The end.

fall falls falling fallen

Its pretty. Orange. Red. Yellow. Yuppers. I went to a concert. LOVED IT! I made a treat for my husband. It was tasty. I love him. I hope that the rent check clears soon. Idiots. I hope a paycheck comes soon. I still need a job. I still need a nap. I really never want to live in apartment again after Jacob is finished with school. Particularly on the bottom floor. Especially when your neighbors are so ridiculously noisy that things fall off your walls. I am happy. It is almost my birthday. Eating spaghetti. Macaroni Grill was a disappointment. At least it was a gift card. Bleh. I will stick to Olive Garden. Much better. I love Scrabble. Best game ever. Especially when I win. I need to win. Hehehe. I am sick of spaghetti. But we do it because we have a never ending supply.......No blue cheese? Where did it go? I got a pumpkin. I cannot wait to carve it. It was nine cents a pound. It cost three dollars for two pumkins. Jake gets to carve one too. I am so excited. Really, I have not been this excited since Saturday. Ha ha. I got a new blow dryer to replace the one that blew up on me while I was drying my hair. Burned hair does not smell so nice. The End. <3 Katie

Blissful bliss?

So. I am a married lady now. With a husband and everything. Its better than anything I imagined. I love Jacob! He is amazing. The wedding was beautiful. Perfect. For the most part. Only a few little snippy comments...from my favorite peanut gallery. I wanted Wannabe. But somehow it did not fit. I was sad when Katie told me she was not coming with us...The zoo!!! OMG! Babies. So freaking cute! I loved it. I wanna go back. One day I will go back. I am content. I am happy. I am going to a cabin tomorrow. Exciting beans. I even left my coat there because I am smart. I hope I remember shoes. Shoes are very important. I have shoes. And so does Jacob. They live in a hamper. At our apartment. Below a mirror. Isn't that intriguing? I also have a kitchen. Its so large. And a couch. And three decks of phase 10 cards...that makes for a very interesting game...Also Life. A new verision. Its very intense. Oh well. Its fun. I just don't understand why my husband knocked me outta the car when we visited the Grand Canyon.... :)

Back by Popular Demand...

I am getting married. In two and a half weeks! I have a house. And a crappy dead car. No presents that are super weird. Yet...I miss Jacob....And money. I want a money tree. I do not want to pack my stuff. Do you think it would be possible that some super wonderful person would come to my house and magically do my laundry and fold all my clothes and move them to my new house. That would be amazing. And I need to clean out my shoe supply. I have to many shoes. The problem here is that I wear most pairs of shoes on a regular basis...So how do get rid of shoes I wear? Any suggestions? I love working. Especially at six or seven in the morning....EW...At least I got what I needed. I hate meeting new people. Especially all at once...Oh well. I have a not weird bed. It doesn't make weird noises. Like some beds...I do not loud neighbors. And technically they are not even my neighbors yet. Poor Jacob. I am really glad I am not in school. I do not like homework. I also do not like doing laundry. Hence the reason I never do my laundry. I like purple. Especially on my telephone. I made my bed once. Then I knocked off all the covers. So why do I continue to make my bed? I have three toothbrushes. And they are all purple. I am happy! Yay happy!

Boxes of Boxes

Well...It has been a long summer to say the least. I just got back on Saturday from an eight week stay at scout camp. Man. I missed my Jake. I never really thought it was possible to miss someone so much. Gall I am pathetic. I am very glad that is over. Now the wedding plans are in full gear. I am bored with it. Tomorrow is moving day. I really have no desire to pack...Actually I have negative desire to pack. I keep hoping someone will magically appear and do everything for me. But oh well. I will get this done...Someday. I bought a slip. And shoes. And some other stuff too. Jake is building a house. I saw it. Lots of work. I like to sleep a lot. Sleeping is fun. I have to pack. LAME!!

Spoken out.....?

Surprise! Florida! How do you like them apples? Or do you prefer bananas? Oh snap look who got punked. PS I still do not like alligators or humidity. I am glad. You are amazing. We have a house. It is cute. But there is no door to the bedroom. Oh well lots of storage space. We both have rings. I have a dress. What now. Oh yeah. I feel happy. So happy. I left on an airplane and someone stole my flyer miles.....September is far away. Baseball loves us! When we attend a game. Yay beans. Cool cool beans. I am lucky. My keyboard sucks...once again. The end

In Plain English (Our Story)

To reduce the level of confusion, this story will be written with a minimum amount of inside jokes. Katie (that's me) met Jake Bangerter way clear back forever ago in October. Katie was spending the weekend with some of her friends at Utah State, and Jake just happened to drop by. Neither of them really thought anything about it. Jake added Katie as a facebook pal, and that was that.
A few months went by, and Katie and Jake had made zero effort to get to know each other. Then February rolled around. From the result of an inside joke that Katie does not really know, she broke up with Jake. Plus it was spring training and Katie and Jake had lots of baseball opinions to share. Pretty soon Katie and Jake were talking about more than just baseball. They were talking non stop. But the problem was Jake lived in Logan and Katie in Tooele. Well, one weekend Katie decided she was going to go up for a visit.
The first date. Aww. They did so many fun things, and Katie just knew she had fallen for this guy. So a few weeks and a few dates went by.
Katie had intentions of going on a mission, but was unsure if that was really what she was supposed to do. So Katie prayed and fasted about her situation, and the Lord told her that she was to marry Jake Bangerter. So Katie patiently waited for the topic to come up. Then it did. Katie and Jake decided they were going to get married but didn't know when or when they would even get engaged. Then it happened really quickly. Katie and Jake had a temple date before Katie had even met Jake's family or before things were really official.
Things really exploded at this point. Katie and Jake picked out a beautiful ring. Katie met Jake's family and loved them! Within the week Jake had the talk with Katie's dad and then he proposed.
The sweestest proposal Katie could ever imagine went something like this. Katie and Jake drove up to the reservoir in Tooele. They sat for a while and just talked. They exchanged letters that they had written to each other long long before they were even officially dating. Then they exchanged letters they had written earlier in the day. So so sappy. To make the night even more romantic Jake sang to Katie one of their songs (Lucky by Jason Mraz). AWW! How sweet is that. Then Jake got down on one knee and asked Katie if she would marry him. Naturally she said yes!!! Look out September 18th! You are gonna be one heck of a day!

Deer Poop Dear

Hehehe. Giraffes. Hehehe. Giraffes. The world is ending on July Fourth. Stupid sun. I should send them a story about horrible snoring and farting kills seventeen. Glad I don't have to deal with that anymore. I can't afford new crayons, but I really really need some. My new ones broke :( I killed my car battery. That has never happened before. At least it was worth it! Wink. Wink. Some songs should never be songs. Some people should never talk. Some people are very judgemental. Some movies should never be made. I need a new watch for camp. Because I hate mine, and I have for three years now. Yay a tent. YAY BOMB SHELTER!!! I shot five times. I have a good secret. Hahaha. I am evil. But in a good way. I broke five. Or five just wanted me to move to seven. But why not six? I don't understand this game. Tomorrow I will be everywhere. Uh. Tomorrow. The sun will come out tomorrow? Random thoughts. Random timing. Ah piano. I will miss you. Ha. Hehehe Giraffes. Hehehe. Giraffes

Nameless No Namer Names?

Hmm...Hmm...Hmm....Get the point? I get the point. It is a very good point to get, and I understand it very well. Yay me. I wish that it were June already. I think that I live my life wishing that it were six months later. Oh well. At least I am happy. And the bruise on my face went away. LOL. That was scary. Stupid doors. I just wanted a chicken sandwich. Apparently that is to much to ask for. I am 21 I swear it. I am. Frogs know CPR and I do not. There was a cootie in that car. Ha. Cooties. I love that day. Happiness. I love lots of things. I wrote a letter. I wrote a lot of letters actually. Off to the woods next week. Hope my hair can handle it. Man I am so vain. Oh well. There are worse things I suppose. I should really look into finding my watch and my alarm clock. Close your mouth Little Foot/Eragon. You are freaking me out. A lot. I missed you. I miss you. I am late. Sorry. Twenty five minutes later. Oops. Stupid wallet. Dah. Lame brain me. Oh well. Apples are free. Tee Hee. Thats what I get for being talented at work? Maybe. Maybe not.? Anyways. The end.

Killer Wolfman Terrifies U.S. Cities (true story...)

And so the confusion sets in. Actually I think I grow more confused every day. Oh well. Better get used to it I suppose. I tried to convince her it was four, she didn't buy it. Oh well....I found a new theme song...Yay crappy work music...Why would you say that? I know a lot of people with that name. Hmm... I love meetings. They are my favorite. I love them more than I love crayons. And that is a huge deal. I still play with Legos. So what? That's just part of me :) Happiness. It is spring. I like spring. I also like that you got in trouble for not doing your job. Hehehe. I did not. That is apparent in my schedule. Which is good. Haha. I am evil...But if I ever want less hours, I know what to do. The government must be hiding a lot of things. I wonder what other secrets they are hiding. I guess if I ever need to know I should read the SUN. What an informative magazine. My car is clean, and I didn't even clean it out. Magic. The things you can pay people to do...Yay. Tuna is not a pleasant smell. In any form. The End

WULPOP, Cabbage Patch, and Political Theory

I can go where I want. Ah the classic argument of a sixteen year old. It is April, someone might think of telling that to February so the flowers will be pretty. Oh joyous, more paperwork. Bleh. I am so awesome. I am getting the best prize on Saturday, and I CANNOT wait! That is why this week is dragging. Maybe one day I will be on time. Maybe. Doubt it. But maybe. I will try again tomorrow. Things could be worse though. Bleh. I supported Hannah Montana today, and I think its hilarious. Leave me alone, I know how I feel, so stop giving me the creeps you stupid creeper who was the worst possible person to deal with so early in the morning. Gross!!! Go find a nursing home or a senior citizen center to hit on old ladies. Not Katie!!! Is that to much to ask?!?! Stop emailing me. Seven in one day is a little drastic dont you think? I think so. I got my car cleaned without any effort. Totally made my day. So tired...Time to sleep. Good night world

Katie would like to point out that she "works two jobs and is incredibly busy" so please creepers just leave her be! She would also like to point out that all people are not creepers, so please all not creepers please don't stop being a not creeper. Also paper folks are fun. Also my crayons are stale. :( Very sad news. They kept well. Since September. That's good. I miss pony tails. Sad beans. I am moving to San Diego. Its happy there. But don't worry I am not going to pet the seals or take a trip to the ghetto...Tee Hee. I <3 some peeps. Not the kind with hair pieces. But the funny amusing kind. The kind that are in my club. I also heart legos, sleeping, crayons, and reading. I need to take a nap....But I won't. I told you I would win our bet and you didn't believe me! But at least I was successful, and I had great company to help me win :D. My phone doesn't smell like burnt wires. Or crackers. I went to church with Little Foot! I love him! I have eight little pals to love! They are the best. But not my own (thankfully) The cart baby isn't mine either....Good times. The end

A real post, with real feelings.

Today is another day. For me. I am lucky. I think this is good for perspective, but sad on so many other levels. It's a weird feeling, but its there. Mixed in with a whole boat load of sadness, numbness, and yet peace. Which is how I should be feeling. But I think the initial shock is still there. When that goes away, I think things will be better. I am glad that I get to be so lucky. That I have such a secure unwavering faith in things. That I have an incredible support system. That I don't have to wonder. I am just that lucky. I will miss you dearly, but I understand that this happened for reasons beyond me. <3

The Crap Outta

I literally texted to much. Now I cannot communicate with the nearest and dearest. Whats up with that? I knew USU would lose. Which makes my brackets better. I am just that awesome. For now anyways. I am mad. I cant count. I cant pretend. I cant sleep. I cant read. But I can smile. But I can pretend. I wish my major serious issue would resolve itself already, but it appears it will not be doing so. That sucks. Please don't hate me, because that was not my intentions, and I would never want to hurt you. I love reading. I am happy I remembered I like to do that. I love my haircut. It is happy. And short. And wonderful! You are too! Stop looking at me like that. Creep. Yes! I can be in the club, but its to bad you are leaving next week. I told you I was cool like that ;) Stop beating me up work! We have worked 0 days without an injury. Gay. I can't believe you found my crayons at your workplace....Oops! I wish I could color at work. And play paper folks more often. But there will always be blueberry crackers and raspberry cream cheese. I wish it were letter day more often, but I have to say that I am adjusting better then I thought I would. Actually far far better then I thought I would. I have so much work to do today. I am not to thrilled. So I am procrastiating til another day. Although I have no idea when I will find time to do it. Tomorrow night I suppose will be best. Or never. But no....I love my new Ingrid Michaelson cd. She is officially my hero. The End

Is it really to late?

Amazon is evil. Suggested books are evil. Online shopping is evil. Reading is going to be my downfall. I can't get enough! Pretty sure I needed a sick day to recuperate. Feeling better, but feeling worse. I don't really enjoy being banned to the basement. There are worse things I suppose. Like a world without crayons. Or coloring. I am going to improve my Jeopardy! skills any way I can. And if that means I have to read the worst poetry on the planet, so be it. I had the best apple juice on the planet yesterday. Simply evil is what I call it. Why does it have to be so expensive? Shedding annoys me. And so do people. (some people that is) Checkstand eight BLEW UP! So cool. If only it had been mine....The Mayor <3 Katie. That was funny. I met his soon. Bright pink. So funny. Good for a laugh or two. And also a cry...Tee hee.

Counting Down the Count Downs?

Katie still has a very serious issue. It hasn't gone away yet. Oh well. One week left with cases, but no more CB shifts for me! Well during case lot that is. I have problems. Mostly with being special and counting. But what can I say. Other then oh well. My nose is annoying. So are a lot of other things. Mostly really loud co-workers. I redeemed my free bottle of water. So I gave it away. She is on my team now. No more intimidation for me. For a few weeks anyways. I have to learn to drive a stick shift. It was letter day yesterday. I remembered stamps at the grocery store! The end.

The Case of Lots

Katie just realized she has a serious issue. But lucky for her, things never end up the way she wants them to. So hopefully it doesn't stay an issue for long. I am the manager of two thats right two facebook accounts. But I am failing miserable. Sorry Sister Hall. I know a secret. I will tell you tomorrow. Maybe. I sing karaoke for entertainment purposes. Thats how I kick it. No I will not give you a job. You got fired from it once before wacko. I am not Jessey. Happy last day. To bad we didnt know each other longer. We woulda been pals. Oh well. I really wish that I had a stool or a not case lot. Boo. Case lot blows. Especially you old people who buy a hundred year supply of pinto beans. You do realize that since you are already a hundred, chances are all those beans are going to be thrown away by your long lost great great grandchild. Waste of money. The end

A More Realistic Update

Today Jesus loved me. Actually he always does. Baseball loves me too! My teeth do not love me, which is why my wisdom teeth stink. I like chats. I will miss you, but I am a good pen pal. I love Sunbeams. I do not have gum in my mouth. What a riot! I am a checker. And a teacher. And a manager. Thats a lot of things. If only it kept me busier...I sure hope I get my computer back one day. Please dont steal it. Sandwich anyone? My phone is being lame. Where is the nearest olive garden? To busy, thats where! I don't like snakes either. Stupid carousel taking the place of the hippopotomaus. I spelled that right on my first try. I am mad about the lions too. At least I had cute entertainment in the form of a two year old and a five year old. I love them so very much! The end

Non Deserving

This blog does not deserve a title. I am bad at posting lately. Maybe its because my boss hates me, through the power of intimidation. But I won a free bottle of water! The end

Will the Never-ending Story Ever End?

Good question. But not any time soon. At least as long as I am sorta working...Sorta only because I write stories during recess and Bill Nye movies. Mountain Cooler is better then Splash Cooler, but Pacific Cooler is best. I want a lunchable for lunch. What a concept. This is not another installment of productive days, because I haven't had one in awhile. My arms are sore from waving them around like an idiot. I want to take my cat to school. I dont think he would like it. But I love him. I also love sleeping in and not inversions. I went to La Frontera. I have a friend. Actually I have lots of friends, but I am terrible at keeping in contact. Maybe...Or maybe I just dont want to be a friend. OH well. The End

My Productive Day (Part Three of a series)

Now that the camp was fully staffed, Fido and Sprinkles returned to normal. But there was a stupid head who wanted to cause problems. You see, he was jealous that Beets was so quickly able to make friends with the coolest bunch of kids at camp. (Those kids were Pickles, Fido, Sprinkles, and sometimes Earmuffs.) Stupid Head couldn't control his jealousy because all he ever wanted was to be friends with the cool kids.

Stupid head tried hard to be accepted. he thought the best way would be to woo Fido and Sprinkles so he be became an annoying flirt face, who walked around half naked...This scared Fido and Sprinkles, causing them to avoid Stupid Head even more. So Stupid Head grew angry. The harder he tried to woo Fido and Sprinkles, the more creepy he became. Fido and Sprinkles were terrified so they hid behind Pickles, Earmuffs, and Beets for protection.

Stupid Head could never get those girls alone, so he began to develop a plan. He wanted to make Fido fall in love with him. So first he bought a butterfly net, a mosquito headnet, a goldfish, some batteries, and a princess calender. He waited for the perfect moment to initiate his plan. He decided the prime opportunity would be during Environmental Science (Fido's "favorite" merit badge).

When E Sci arrived Stupid Head paged Fido on her walkie talkie and told her she was needed in the wilderness cabin. So Fido trudged up the hill to the cabin, thinking she was going to get in trouble for nothing. She opened the door surprised by how clean the cabin was. Stupid Head stood up and told Fido he was glad she could come. He handed her the Princess calender and told her he purchased it especially for her. Fido thought that was nice. Then Stupid Head suggested that they go butterfly hunting. So he gave Fido a headnet and told her to watch out for gnats. Then they grabbed the butterfly net and set off to catch some butterflies.

Fido and Stupid head caught tons of butterflies. It began to wear them out. So they went back to the cabin. When they arrived, someone had taken all of Stupid Head's batteries and turned them into romantically lit candles. And there was a goldfish sitting in a bowl on the table. Fido was very confused, so she turned to ask stupid head what he was doing. Just as she turned, Stupid Head grabbed Fido and started to move in for a kiss. Fido panicked. She didn't want rabies. But she realized there was no way out of this kiss. Just then Apples came out of the closet Narnia style. This startled Stupid Head, sending him into a fit of rag.

Fido was stunned. She didn't know how she would leave. All of a sudden there came a voice from upstairs. "What's going on down there?" Fido recognized the voice to be Earmuffs. She realized he was probably upstairs napping because that's what Earmuffs did. Apples pranced out the door, but Stupid Head stared at the ceiling as though God himself was coming down to visit. Earmuffs started coming down the stairs in his uni-bomber uniform. Stupid Head came to his senses, and tried to run away. But the door was jammed and wouldn't open. Earmuffs demanded that Stupid Head leave Fido alone, she didn't want anything to do with him. Just then Leatherwork came in. She needed to get some climbing equipment. Stupid Head ran away terrified of what was going to happen. Fido, Earmuffs, and Leatherwork all went their separate ways.

Fido went to the kitchen to visit Cosmic. She told Cosmic what had happened. Cosmic wondered how to fix things. Sprinkles ran in. Earmuffs had just told her what happened. She was angry and wanted to shoot Stupid Head in the foot. Pickles came in, he said that Stupid Head crossed the line. Sprinkles pointed out that Apples did come out of the closet, and wondered if it was for real. Just then Aladdin showed up and swept Fido off her feet, causing the story to end.

My Productive Afternoon (Part Two of a Series of Productive Afternoons)

After Susie had walked the long journey home, Fido decided that there was an open position that needed to be filled immediately.So Fido sent her trusty friend Sprinkles to the parking lot. She gave Sprinkles a sign that said "Help Wanted," a can of bear mace, a shotgun with an attached bull horn, and a package of peanut butter m&m's.

Just as Sprinkles got to the highway, a truck full of earmuffs pulled up to inquire about the help that was needed. When Sprinkles learned that theirs names were all Earmuffs, she immediately determined them unsuitable for the job, because Earmuffs over-populated the world and they were often referred to as white trash, which was something that didn't need to be represented at camp. Earmuffs were also rude and annoying. Which showed when they refused to leave. So Sprinkles pulled out her shotgun and told them to hurry on their way. Sprinkles fired a shot into the air and scared them off.

Sprinkles sat holding her sign for several days and nights, until another car pulled up. This time a bear holding a man hostage wanted to talk to Sprinkles. The bear demanded that Sprinkles to turn over her peanut butter m&m's. But peanut butter m&m's are valuable. So she refused to met the bears demands. She distracted the bear momentarily by sounding off the bull horn (Which meant for camp to contact the forest service,) and then sprayed him in the face with some handy dandy bear mace. He passed out because of the pain. Sprinkles and the hostage ( who she later discovered was named Beets) moved the bear into the trunk of the car while they waited for forest service to arrive. Sprinkles and Beets sat on a rock waiting for the forest service. They shared the bag of m&m's. They talked about Beets' desire to fill the open camp job. Once the forest service came, Beets and Sprinkles decided to go talk to Fido about the job. Fido decided that Beets was a great hire, but she still wanted to get a second person.

Fido needed to recruit, but it was inventory day for Sprinkles, so she couldn't go to the highway. So Fido decided to go by herself, but Sprinkles wanted her to be prepared. So she sent Fido to the highway with the "Help Wanted" sign, some stale Swedish fish, a billy club, deer urine, and a fishing lure.

When Fido got to the parking lot, she decided that recruiting by the highway was the most ridiculous way to recruit. So Fido hiked back up to camp and ended part two of My Productive Day.